The Coffee Lovers Prayer

My very good friend posted this to her brother on Facebook who is currently living in Japan. Both of whom I know read this space on a regular basis. I hope she doesn't mind - but I 'borrowed' it as it was too good not to share.


Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures;
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz;
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal;
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Dunkin Donuts;
Thou anointest my day with pep;
my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.